The Fast Finish. Written and read by Harry Towb Goldie and Mcllhaggar (brains and brawn in that order), team up again for their latest fiddle - this time it's dog racing.
' It's the quickest thing on four legs since Red Rum.'
'Red Rum was a horse.'
'Horse Borsht? What does it matter? They both got four legs.'
Producer ROBERT COOPER BBC Northern Ireland
(Harry Towb is a National Theatre player)
The Greyhound Derby: see feature: page 4