If Ken Bruce was presenting a new series of the greatest multiple-choice quiz on radio would you:
A: Leap screaming into a vat of muesli?
B: Hurl 27 haggises at Keith Chegwin ?
C: Tune in, sit back and enjoy the show?
Ken will be happy if you do any of the above (although the haggis-throwing might just give him the most pleasure!). Devised and compiled by NEVILLE TELLER
Producer MARK ROBSON