by George Dures
With John Hollis as Danny and Sarah Golding as Fay

'It's s'posed to be a good omen when the sun wassaname, harmonises with the moon in your sign. Like I'm a Moonchild. That means the moon's me ruling planet, that's why I'm up and down all the time like a watchamacallit - I get ever so depressed and that - you can't help the way you're made though, can you?'
The setting is a Soho nightclub: the speaker is Fay, a young cockney hostess. Her ' client' is a lonely Smithfield porter.