Sam Bain's adaptation of his own comic novel tells the story of Pierre, a man too enthralled in the minutiae of celebrity gossip to notice that his house is about to be repossessed.

Pierre hits on a plan to finally make sure his favourite celebrity notices he exists.

All he needs is a ticket to Strictly Come Dancing and an out of date prawn sandwich.

Starring Alex MacQueen and Lolly Adefope.

Producer: Gareth Edwards

A BBC Studios production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in November 2017. Show less