Local butcher Mutton Jeff arranges a date, but his vocation proves to be a problem.

The staff are back for their tireless quest to bring nice-price custard creams and cans of coke with Arabic writing on them to an ungrateful nation. Ramesh Mahju has built it up over the course of over 30 years and is a firmly entrenched, friendly presence in the local area. He is joined by his shop sidekick, Dave.

Then of course there are Ramesh's sons Sanjay and Alok, both surly and not particularly keen on the old school approach to shopkeeping, but natural successors to the business. Ramesh is keen to pass all his worldly wisdom onto them - whether they like it or not!

Ramesh ...... Sanjeev Kohli
Dave ...... Donald McLeary
Sanjay ...... Omar Raza
Alok ...... Susheel Kumar
Mutton Jeff ...... Sean Scanlan
Candida ...... Barbara Rafferty
Mrs Birkett ...... Stewart Cairns
Bra Jeff ...... Steven McNicoll
Hilly ...... Kate Brailsford
Bishop Briggs ...... Michael Redmond

Producer: Gus Beattie

A Comedy Unit production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in May 2016. Show less