Nigel has taken up free running, in the hope that physical fitness can improve his performance at work.

But what, if anything, will identify the mysterious hand-cream thief?

Britain's longest serving PCSO (Police Community Support Officer) is paired with Britain's laziest.

Starring Richie Webb and Nick Walker.

Written by Dave Lamb.

Geoff ...... Richie Webb
Nigel ...... Nick Walker
The Guv ...... Sinead Keenan
Nina ...... Pooja Shah
Bernie ...... Chris Emmett
Geoff's Dad ...... Noddy Holder

Producer: Steve Doherty

A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in December 2014. Show less