A little bit of murky police history comes back to haunt the Haling squad.

Will the stench of corruption overpower the whiff of lager at the inter-force darts tournament?

Britain's longest serving PCSO (Police Community Support Officer) is paired with Britain's laziest.

Starring Richie Webb and Nick Walker.

Written by Dave Lamb.

Geoff...............Richie Webb
Nigel...............Nick Walker
The Guv..........Sinead Keenan
Nina................Pooja Shah
Bernie.............Chris Emmett
Geoff's Dad.....Noddy Holder

Producer: Steve Doherty

A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4 first broadcast in December 2014. Show less