When an enormous sinkhole opens up, useless police officers Geoff and Nigel need to do a little more than just "look into it".

Starring Richie Webb and Nick Walker.

Britain's longest serving PCSO (Police Community Support Officer) is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom.

Geoff ...... Richie Webb
Nigel ...... Nick Walker
The Guv ...... Sinead Keenan
Nina ...... Pooja Shah
Bernie ...... Chris Emmett
Geoff's Dad ...... Noddy Holder

Dave Lamb is the voice of Channel 4 TV's Come Dine With Me.

Producer: Steve Doherty

A Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in November 2014. Show less