Alfie Moore spent 18 years on the Humberside police force before turning to stand-up comedy.

He swears his audience in and takes them through a real life scenario to see what sort of officers they'd have made. Along the way he tells tales from the coppering front line as well as instructing us on the niceties of British law as it applies to each scenario.

The audience must decide how they would have acted in the circumstances.

Written by Alfie Moore

Script Editor: Will Ing

Producer: Alison Vernon-Smith

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in July 2014. Show less