Bishop Rowan Williams gets in deep water after deciding to celebrate Boxing Day with a game of knock down ginger.

William Hague finds himself stranded in a snowdrift with only some Belgian truffles for food.

And John Lydon ends up killing Sir Anthony Hopkins.

It can only be the weird goings on in the show that imagines the private lives of public people:

A seasonal edition of The Secret World with:

Margaret Cabourn-Smith
Jon Culshaw
Julian Dutton
Lewis MacLeod
Jess Robinson
Duncan Wisbey

Written by Bill Dare, Julian Dutton and Duncan Wisbey.

Produced and created by: Bill Dare.

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in December 2013. Show less