The useless officers are dispatched to investigate a nuisance caller and her dangerous dog - but stumble into the local drugs racket.

Britain's longest serving PCSO is paired with the laziest in Dave Lamb's sitcom. (Dave is the voice of TV's Come Dine With Me)

Geoff............................Richie Webb
Nigel............................ Nick Walker
The Guv....................... Sinead Keenan
Jermain.........................Leon Herbert
Bernie...........................Chris Emmett

Producer: Steve Doherty

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