Simon Day and his characters welcome you back to The Mallard, a small provincial theatre somewhere in the UK.

Each week one of Simon's comic characters come to perform, while the staff struggle with rivalries, self-doubt and the new owner's vision for the theatre's future.

This time, reformed violent offender Tony Becton returns to the theatre with stories of his rehabilitation and new life in a park.

Written by Simon Day.

Tony Becton ...... Simon Day
Emanuel Akinyemi ...... Felix Dexter
Pat Bennet ...... Morwenna Banks
Ron Bone / Wozak ...... Simon Greenall

Producer: Colin Anderson

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in June 2012. Show less