A return to the Cornish cultural mecca of St Ives, and a close-knit community of artists who usually hate each other's work, and sometimes hate each other as well.

Traditional Tamsin competes with her installationist boyfriend to create a self-portrait.

Written by Gareth Edwards.

Nisha ...... Mina Anwar
Gerard ...... Graham Crowden
Dolores ...... Pauline McLynn
Marcus ...... Dave Lamb
Josef ...... Ben Miller
Tamsin ...... Vicki Pepperdine

Producer: Katie Tyrell

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 2004. Show less