Mark Steel performs for the residents of Berwick-Upon Tweed.

He's talking about war with Russia, Scottish rivalries and rather unusual local slang.

During his visit to the Northumberland town, he investigates the rich tapestry of remarkable events and people.

Series in which the comedian visits towns across the UK and creates a stand-up show for the locals.

Written by Mark Steel with additional material by Pete Sinclair.

Producer: Sam Bryant

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in December 2011. Show less