It's a new term and second year student Lila plans to teach the Freshers everything she knows.
Written by and starring Nick Mohammed.
Lila ...... Nick Mohammed
Reporter ...... Colin Hoult
Lila's best friend ...... Anna Crilly
Series of one-off comic plays showcasing the best of Nick Mohammed's idiosyncratic comic character creations.
Producer: Victoria Lloyd
First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in September 2010. Show less