Matt Lucas hosts his alternative awards show – The Lucases.

Awards include the Lucas for Sexiest British Prime Minister, the Lucas for the Jammiest Celebrity, the Lucas for Most Effective Diet and the Lucas for Least Boring Shakespeare Play.

Nominations are provided by guests:

Richard Herring
Sarah Millican
David Walliams

But the ultimate decision is down to the whim of the host.

Who will walk off with their very own Lucas?

Will it be John Major, Margaret Thatcher or Spencer Perceval; Victoria Beckham, Peaches Geldof or Her Majesty the Queen; Do exercise and eat sensibly, Divorce or the Matt Lucas Diet; Macbeth, Romeo and Juliet or No Sex Please We're British walk away with a gong?

Script written by Ashley Blaker, Bill Matthews and Ged Parsons.

Producer: Ashley Blaker

First broadcast on BBC Radio 2 in March 2010. Show less