Rod and Julian are competing for Prunella's affections.

Both suitors seek help from the head of security, Des, in executing their own grand romantic gesture.

Starring Geoffrey Palmer and Julian Rhind-Tutt.

David Nobbs’ sitcom about a small art museum staffed by eccentrics and obsessives.

Rod Millet .... Julian Rhind-Tutt
Walter Brindle .... Geoffrey Palmer
Prunella Edgecumbe .... Rachel Atkins
Julian Crumb-Loosely .... Ben Willbond
Des Wainwright .... Michael Smiley
Eva Tattle .... Julia Deakin
Wilf Arbuthnot .... Geoff McGivern
Stelios Constantinopolis .... Chris Pavlo
Andrea Marshall .... Barunka O'Shaughnessy
Shop Assistant .... Jasmine Callan

Producer: Colin Anderson

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in June 2007. Show less