The Queen is making a visit, so Dodgy Phil books her beloved Chas and Dave.

But can they make it?

Deep in London's East End, Garry and Barry run the worst pub in the world.

Sitcom written by Tony Roche.

Dodgy Phil ...... John Thomson
Barry ...... Phil Cornwell
Garry ...... Peter Serafinowcz

Other parts played by:

Harry Hill
Kim Wall
Debra Stephenson.

Music: Bill Bailey

Producer: Jane Berthoud

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in March 1998. Show less