The belated burning of bras hits the bistro as Pamela suddenly realises that all the men in her life have been hopeless. Merv disagrees - he is one of them.

Dilkes discovers murder most foul - a dead chicken. Neville discovers Nigella Lawson and Pamela renounces the Oven and embraces the Coven.

Edith is happy to get her kit off.

Sitcom written by and starring Mervyn Stutter.

Merv ...... Mervyn Stutter
Pam ...... Lill Roughley
Dibden ...... John Challis
PC Dilkes ...... Michael Mears
Chantal ...... Tracy-Ann Oberman
Nev ...... Gyuri Sarossy

Producer: Mario Stylianides

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in May 2003 Show less