Former lovers and now middle aged business partners, Pam and Merv try to get with it by opening a Cyber section in their Vodka and Veggie cafe.

Chantal tells all about her latest bit of plastic surgery and Merv tries to persuade Pam that love is more important than the money of her new, yet forever husband Domininc.

Oh and the computers get stolen too...

Sitcom written by and starring Mervyn Stutter.

Merv ...... Mervyn Stutter.
Pam ...... Lill Roughley
Dibden ...... John Challis
PC Dilkes ...... ChristopherEtteridge
Chantal ...... Tracy-Ann Oberman
Nev ...... Geoffrey Joseph

Producer: Mario Stylianides

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in November 2001. Show less