Unhappily married Patrick and Maureen are getting on so badly that they’re forced to present their final show from separate studios.

But even that doesn't stop them quarrelling...

Starring Imelda Staunton and Patrick Barlow.

Special guest: Rachel Weisz

Written by Patrick Barlow.

Maureen Maybe ...... Imelda Staunton
Patrick Maybe ...... Patrick Barlow
Doctor ...... Peter Jones
Cleonni ...... Carla Mendonca
Peter Davies ...... John Ramm

Script associate: Nev Fountain

Producer: Claire Jones

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in January 1999. Show less