Unhappily married Patrick and Maureen should have split long ago, but snipe at each other during their classical music show instead.

Starring Imelda Staunton and Patrick Barlow.

Special guest star Juliet Stevenson is not impressed.

Written by Patrick Barlow.

Maureen Maybe ...... Imelda Staunton
Patrick Maybe ...... Patrick Barlow
Doctor ...... Peter Jones
Irina ...... Leonie Mellinger
John ...... John Ramm.

Script associate: Nev Fountain

Producer: Claire Jones

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in January 1999. Show less