Wartime sitcom. It is pistols at dawn for Monsieur Alfonse and Rene, who are set to duel over the hand of Edith. Of course the cowardly Rene tries to duck out when Gruber offers to take his place. Further complicating things, Von Strohm and Geering plan to kill Alfonse before the duel can even begin.

Meanwhile, when Hitler discovers that his knockwurst doesn't contain the Fallen Madonna which was consigned to him, he orders the Colonel's arrest. Show less