Romance is in the air with the Salford-based bard at a superstore - and the volunteer trainee poet is the security guard, Rod.

Sir Ralph sets out to use poetry to pep up Rod's love life...

Written by and starring James Quinn.

With:
Alison Darling
Tony Melody
Neil Bell
Jemma Thompson

Produced in Manchester by Graham Frost

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in May 2003. Show less