A lonely heart calls her gay best friend for help, dodgy advice on the airwaves - and a mother tries to soothe a crying baby...

Bleak, funny and confusing tales of urban life, after dark.

Starring:

Paul Merton
Liz Smith
Richard Wilson
Julian Clary
Meera Syal
Julie Balloo
Tilly Vosburgh

And Archie.

Written by Mandy Wheeler, Joss Bennathan, Rob Colley, Paul Merton, Jo Brooks and Julie Balloo.

Music by Robert Katz.

Producer: Sarah Parkinson

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in June 2001. Show less