by Graham Greene: abridged by Geoffrey M. Matthews
Read by Timothy West

'I met my Aunt for the first time at my mother's funeral. I heard a voice behind me saying in clear old accents. "I was present once at a premature cremation." It was my Aunt Augusta who had arrived late, dressed rather like Queen Mary. I was surprised by her brilliant red hair, monumentally piled, and her two big front teeth which gave her a vital Neanderthal air... '
(First of 20 instalments)