- Unknown:
- Jeremy Lloyd
- Unknown:
- David Croft.
- Director:
- Susan Belbin
- Producer:
- David Croft
- René:
- Gorden Kaye
- Edith:
- Carmen Silvera
- Yvette:
- Vicki Michelle
- Michelle:
- Kirsten Cooke
- Mimi:
- Sue Hodge
- Colonel:
- Richard Marner
- Gruber:
- Guy Siner
- Flicfc:
- Richard Gibson
- Von Smallhausen:
- John Louis Mansi
- Helga:
- Kim Hartman
- Capt Alberto Bertorelli:
- Gavin Richards
- Fanny:
- Rose Hill
- Monsieur Alfonse:
- Kenneth Connor
- Leclerc:
- Jack Haig
- Crabtree:
- Arthur Bostrum
- Fairfax:
- John D Collins
- Carstairs:
- Nicholas Frankau
- Von Klinkerhoffen:
- Hilary Minster
- Tailor:
- Tim Brown
- Von Flockenstuffen:
- Ken Morley
- 'London Calling':
- Paul Cooper
