Bernard Bresslaw, David Buck, Mary Malcolm and Ned Sherrin are quizzed on sayings funny and fatuous - from books. journals and walls, or simply overheard.
"If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry." (O. Henry)
Quotations read by Ronald Fletcher
Devised and presented by Nigel Rees
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