Peace and Dripping Toast by FREDERICK WILLIS abridged by Cristina Sellors Read by CHARLES LENO
Produced by John Cardy
First of five instalments
' The signature tune of the Nineties was undoubtedly Tara-ra-Boom deay. It was introduced to me by my Uncle Harry who had so many offspring that he claimed he once entertained two strange children at his dinner table under the impression they were his own.'