- Comedy By:
- David Caute
- Directed By:
- Richard Wortley
- Henry/Quirk:
- Richard Kane
- Gary:
- John McAndrew
- Sally:
- Frances Jeater
- Dr Jones/Councillor Blood:
- John Church
- Sidney Silver:
- John Hollis
- Salt:
- David Goodland
- Dr Bradley:
- Rachel Gurney
- Mike Maloney/Director of:
- Stephen Hattersley
- Council Chairman/Gary's father:
- Paul Gregory
- Wellington Watts:
- Frank Singuineau
- Joe/Statistician/Ted:
- Kim Wall
- Gerald:
- George Parsons
- Rodney Lightfoot:
- Stuart Organ
- Low Heals:
- Natasha Pyne
- High Heals:
- Avril Clark
- Sister/Gary's mother:
- Sheila Grant
- Receptionist/Nurse/Women:
- Susie Brann