6/6. My Foul-Mouthed Lady. Madonna wants to be a lady, Guy Richie wants to be a cock-er-ney - can Professor Iggins help? Can they become their opposites? Will opposites attract? Starring Richie Webb , Dave Lamb and Melanie Hudson. Written by Richie Webb , Dave Cohen and David Ouantick , with music by Richie Webb. Producer Katie Tyrrell