says Les Dawson
With Daphne Oxenford and Colin Edwynn

In which you can hear about the package-holiday tour from which two Old Age Pensioners managed to escape, dressed as Morris dancers; learn how Inspector Toby and Sergeant Jugg arrested the corpse who murdered himself and be moved by the great romantic musical, 'Love in the Dole Queue'

BBC Manchester
(Repeated: Saturday 7.2 pm 200kHz, and 1484kHz Scotland)