by Jack Rosenthal
'Now that I am a man, I will follow my dear father's example, and that of my dear grandfather, and last but not least that of my sister Lesley's boyfriend Harold. They have been no end of a tower of strength in no uncertain terms. I trust you will enjoy your evening, not forgetting the dancing which is about to ensue, as I feel sure you assuredly will. Thank you.'
Winner of the 1976 BAFTA Best Play and Best Writer Awards
If you missed it, do yourself a favour and seek out the repeat. (DAILY MAIL)