You're No Trouble, Dad by EDWIN PEARCE
' So some old crank has sent you a few passionate couplets ..." Shall I compare thee to the Tipton Gasworks? Thou art more lovely and more odorous." ... Some local weirdie, I bet. Some grunting school-boy's laughing stock. Done me. Me! Some toothless, hand-up-her-skirt ... I'll have him. Oh, I'll have him! '
Producer ROGER PINE BBC Birmingham followed by an interlude