By Steve Cochrane and Sue Morris. A cautionary comedy set in the Peak District. Justin is a clever little boy who's determined to grow up to be a great Northern writer. The only trouble is his parents. They're far too normal and happy. And, as everyone knows, to be a great writer you have to come from a broken home. So he sets about splitting them up, and all of a sudden his father starts looking like he's having an affair.... Producer Graham Frost