Roy Hudd opens this week's newspapers only to find the writers have done all the crosswords; Chris Emmett 's cut out the free lager coupons; and June Whitfield 's got the racing page.
Looking for Smash Hits: the HUDDLINERS
Asleep under the Star ALAN WHITING STUART SILVER,
MALCOLM WILLIAMSON , MARTIN BOOTH, PAUL B. DAVIES , TONY HARE. PETER HICKEY
JEREMY BROWNE and RICHARD QUICK Behind the Times: MARK ROBSON (Re-broadcast next Saturday)