A PREPOSTEROUS PROGRAMME
(' I intended an ode,
But Rose crossed the road
In her latest new bonnett......') Some are born programme builders, some achieve programme building, and some (like Jones) have programme building thrust upon them.
'Clothes Props'—his first, and certainly his last, constructive effort-originated from an audition of some suitings, and so betrays strong sartorial influences.
By a fortunate accident, a dictaphone, left revolving in his office, has simplified the reconstruction of the crime, and the record will offer an explanation, if not an excuse, for the preposterous result.
We regret that it has been found impossible to substitute another programme. Mr. Jones has been now transferred to the Waste Paper Department.
STUART ROBERTSON
OLIVE GROVES
DORA GREGORY
ANN STEPHENSON
THE REVUE CHORUS
THE GERSHOMPARKISGTONQUINTET