- Written By:
- Jan Needle
- Unknown:
- Eggman Picard
- Unknown:
- Nicki Blair
- Editor:
- Fran McLean
- Unknown:
- Peter Chapman
- Designer:
- Tom Yardley-Jones
- Producer:
- Terence Williams
- Director:
- Jan Sargent
- Peter Picard:
- James Hazeldine
- Jill:
- Julie Shipley
- Ted, the postman:
- Joe Belcher
- Stubs:
- Kenneth Cope
- Eggman:
- Trevor Thomas
- Nicki Blair:
- Derek Halligan
- Beryl:
- Jayne Dowell
- Debbie:
- Caroline Ryder
- Snoggo:
- Clive Duncan
- Actor:
- Fogoff Jackcarr
- Security guard:
- Peter Barton
- Alan Fletcher:
- Don Crann
- O'Brady:
- Liam O'Callaghan
- Fat Cyrus:
- Dave Atkins
- Maurice Harker:
- John Hewitt
- Mr Macintyre:
- John Keyes
- Bedrock:
- Daragh O'Malley
- Helen:
- Maggie Pike
- Girls at Trevor's house:
- Lisa Lewis
- LINDA:
- Jane Holmes
- Mary Brough:
- Maureen Beattie
- Geraint Lloyd- Jones:
- Hupryce
- Wilson:
- Finetime Fontayne
- Rollo:
- Maynard Williams
- Ray:
- Paul Angelis
- Horse:
- Peter Christian
- Cowboy:
- Philip Davis
