by Lester Powell
with Sion Probert, Dinsdale Landen and Penelope Lee
"Look, if you were a junkie, an alcoholic, someone who'd been in jail for bashing an OAP over the head for three quid, you'd have no problems. But you're decent. You're self-effacing, unaggressive. You're honest and truthful. You're wildly out of place in a society like this. You're an anachronism."
(Repeated: Sunday 2.30pm)