The Last Phone-In by KEITH WATERHOUSE
I think it's such a crying shame that a programme such as yours, where you can always ring up and have a chat, and I have always thought of you as an old friend. Michael, I think it's a shame that it's coming off. Because I'll really miss you, Michael.'
Music by TREVOR HOLROYD Directed by TONY CLIFF BBC Manchester
(First broadcast in 1974)