by Jack Rosenthal
'Now that I am a man, I will follow my dear father's example, and that of my dear grandfather, and last but not least that of my sister Lesley's boyfriend Harold. They have been no end of a tower of strength in no uncertain terms. I trust you will enjoy your evening, not forgetting the dancing which is about to ensue, as I feel sure you assuredly will. Thank you.'
Next week's play: Bet Your Life devised by Leslie Blair