Sangs an stories o langsinsyne aboot the claes folk pit aff fan
May gaed oot, wi the eighth o the Aul Wives' Tales
This ane'll be aboot folk that werenae as daft as Tam o the Linn !
Tam o the Linn had nae breeks tae wear,
He coft him a sheepskin tae mak him a pair:
The fleshy side oot, the woolly side in ' It's fine simmer cleedin' quo Tam o the Linn