starring Les Dawson
"At the age of 15, I appeared in court charged with stealing a meat pie from a British Rail buffet bar. The judge found me guilty but insane. My defence was that the pie followed me home. I mention these incidents from my past when I broke the law because tonight I shall be dealing with the subject of crime."
with Roy Barraclough, Gordon Peters, Daphne Oxenford, Vicki Michelle, Neville Barber, Roger Avon, Stuart Sherwin, John Pennington, Tony McHale, David Rowlands, Jay Neill