by Charles Wood
with James Booth, Ann Lynn, Dinsdale Landen
'When a first-class cootie starts on about doing a bunk, it's no good trying to treat him decent. Soon as you get the nit on the train, you'll want to clip his right arm to the luggage rack-let him stand all the way One Hand High, the Chinese voter. That'll salt his tail a bit.'
BBC recording: from the West
(To be repeated on May 20)
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