Pere Lachaise cemetery in Paris was opened 200 years ago this month. To mark the anniversary, five of its illustrious residents make their confessions to Father Lachaise, who is not himself without a small confession to make.
Written by Louise Welsh (Bernhardt), Martin Sorrell (Apollinaire, Pere Lachaise), Paul Bailey (Abelard and Heloise), Michele Roberts (Colette),and Geoff Dyer (Jim Morrison).