- Played By:
- Christopher Barr
- Played By:
- Felicity Montagu.
- Played By:
- Richard Platt
- Played By:
- Paul B. Davies.
- Played By:
- Nick Revell
- Played By:
- John Junkin.
- Unknown:
- Alan Thompson
- Unknown:
- Liz Crowther.
- Unknown:
- Susie Johns
- Unknown:
- Bill Tidy
- Unknown:
- John Junkin
- Producer:
- Alan Nixon
- Rebecca Fosdyke:
- Stephanie Turner
- Josiah Fosdyke:
- Philip Lowrie
- Victoria:
- Miriam Margolyes
- Tom Fosdyke:
- David Threlfall
- Albert:
- Enn Reitel
- Roger Ditchley:
- Christian Rodska
- Omar the Terrible:
- Bernard Bresslaw
- Ali:
- Chris Langham
- Mrs Molloy:
- Jan Waters
- Nadine Buzom:
- Barbara Rosenblat
- Quince:
- Chris Samsworth
- Wally, the Duke of Pimbo and Billinge:
- John Westbrook
- Lady Cynthia:
- Nichola McAuliffe
- Ship's captain:
- Richard Platt
- George:
- Donald Douglas
- Cranston Wibley:
- Ivor Roberts
- Captain of Police/Al Capone:
- Jonathan Kydd
- Igor:
- Trevor Cooper
- Farida:
- Madeline Smith
- Elliot Ness:
- Larry Lamb
- Stravitch/Prosecutor:
- Nick Maloney
- Euripides McMort:
- Geoffrey Bayldon
- Stretch/Wally's butler/Akenthorp:
- David Ross
- Noel Curd:
- Raymond Cooke
- Guard:
- Phil Nice
- Harold Earnshaw:
- Jim Broadbent
- Pedro Ramirez:
- Chris Jury
- Doctors:
- Steve Hodson.
- Doctors:
- Nigel Anthony
- Balin:
- Paul Shearer
- Sancho:
- Duncan Gould
- Senior judge:
- Peter Rutherford
- Waitress:
- Ursula Camm
- Capt Carruthers:
- Robin Brown
- Fez:
- Christopher Barr
- Dame Vera:
- Patricia Routledge
- C B Scargill:
- Charles Gray
- Ludovic Snelgrove, Muscular Evangelist:
- Freddie Jones
- Wallace Grimley, KC:
- Leslie Sands
- General Ludmilla Blaskova:
- Honor Blackman
