- Play By:
- A. P. Herbert
- Music By:
- Vivian Ellis
- Told By:
- Brian Reece
- Arrangements By:
- John Clements
- Directed By:
- Michael Collins
- Directed By:
- Wendy Toye
- Production By:
- Douglas Moodie
- H S H Princess Philomel High Duchess of Pomania:
- Maria D'Attili
- Bartholomew Brain. Heavyweight Boxing Champion of the World:
- George Tozzi
- Barbara Duchesne Maid of Honour to the Princess:
- Carole Rave
- Count Victor of Pluseh:
- Brian Reece
- Mick Mafferty Bart's Manager:
- Eddie Byrne
- H H Princess Selina, High Mother of Pomania:
- Anita Bolster
- Miss Mervin, governess to the Princess:
- Gwen Nelson
- Prime Minister of Pomania:
- Geoffrey. Bayldon.
- A racing tipster:
- Clive Stock
