Join Noel Edmonds and his guests -you can give them a ring on [number removed](lines open at 9.30).
Among those avoiding the High Street crowds are Professor Erie Laithwaite - he'll be bringing some amazing experiments to baffle your brain.
'Try' to stay in to meet rugby superstar
Gareth Edwards
He'll be tearing across the touch-line today to answpr vnur calls and give his news and views on the world of sport.
Keith Chegwin 's an outlaw! But only for this morning: discover his hide-out somewhere near you.
Maggie Philbin 's been travelling again - see what surprises she's found today.
Hot Off the Press! Well not quite, but John Craven will be here with your latest stories - you could win a super prize if yours is the best.
If you like music, we've got lots today, including the Top Ten, Noel's record of the week, new releases, special studio session and some surprise pop star interviews. Don't book a room at Fawlty Towers! Basil's given Manuel the day off so that Andrew Sachs can come and chat to you - que?
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Producer CRISPIN EVANS Editor ROSEMARY GILL