A Queer Customer by ALFRED BROOKS. Read by Ronald Harvi 'Sophie Berensky was a fat, ugly woman who indulged me. Whenever she waddled into the bank. her doughy face like a steamed pudding, the news went swiftly round: " Sophie's in! and everybody took cover because Sophie was always a full morning's or afternoon's work, she was so vague about what she wanted. But it was no use my trying to get out of the way; somebody had given her my name and I was saddled with her.' Producer HERBERT SMITH BBC Manchester