by Paul Maher
The speaker, a Newfoundlander, finds the Englishman's devotion to his garden awe-inspiring. But his own attempts bring havoc to horticulture, chaos to cultivation. And he decides the answer is a quiet armchair - and a goat.
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by Paul Maher
The speaker, a Newfoundlander, finds the Englishman's devotion to his garden awe-inspiring. But his own attempts bring havoc to horticulture, chaos to cultivation. And he decides the answer is a quiet armchair - and a goat.